On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
This is how the parents should react in horror films.
Ever re-discovered a weird idea you wrote at 3 AM…..
…and then drew it?
Can’t say that I have but I am strangely glad that OP has
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
and I could care less
whether it is in
layers upon layers
or only our skin–
all I really want is to wake up
where I end and you begin.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
Subtitles are the best part II
i’m quite amused by david tennant to be honest. besides the fact that he’s a brilliant actor and a gorgeous man, he’s also a hotter woman than me i mean
OH GOD HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL
he looks like Lorde
Does that make him a Time Lorde?